nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig, via oknope)

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stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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